Step ye up oh wordwanderers to Kinch’s Portal, a labyrinthleap of mindhatch musings, scrivener's scripture, and dublinous delvings into the uncharted inkhollows of Himself, a wordyworship to the lib juggernaut in exile. Here be journaljots, theorythunks, and riverrun ruminations, a repositoryposity of my work (notebooknotions, babelbricked essays, and peregrinations) all laid bare for the scholargramarye and yesyesyesmen alike. A farrago of thoughtthunder, a quarkbreeding ground, a wordwarren where the wakeful may wander—enter, if you dare, and mind the labyrinthine leaps of lettery legerdemain. Agenbite of inwit not optional.